Episode 20 (which almost didn't happen) is here! Despite every technical difficulty known to man occurring in this one sitting, Mandy and Cassi have defied the Gods' attempts to thwart the show and are back to tell the tales of crazy ex-boyfriends, cunt-moms at the Booster Club, and creepy sexy Instagram robots! Also more gang members are verbally beaten into the Mixed Feelings Mafia! So walk right in, sit right down, and listen to the damn show, my lil lemon drops.
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This week we had several more recruits that we "verbally beat" into the gang! Errbody just happens to be going in the Michigan Chapter - the Michigan Madea-Cons and we're happy to have you guys aboard!
Ranty "No Name" Bastino from The Retail Rant Podcast - Since he asked to remain anonymous and could not give his state, we placed him in our Michigan Chapter, but he has a very important job here. Since being anonymous is kind of his thing and at the end of his podcast he tells you to "always wear someone else's nametag", Ranty "No Name" Bastino is henceforth our new go-to guy when it comes to keeping under the radar. he is in charge of "the books" if ya catch my drift. Ranty "No Name" makes all the Mixed Feelings Mafia members new ID's, passports, birth certificate, and social security cards upon entry.
Tommy "the Mole" Drunkoni and Jake "the Delivery Man" Dorkelli from The Drunken Dork Podcast - Tommy and Jake are just an hour from Canadia, and therefore responsible for trafficking our 200 proof champagne, which the Hilltop Hoochers were calling God's Vagina last I heard, into Canada for sales. They have built a very effective underground tunnel with the entrance under a Used Comic Books Store. Once we have a Canadian Chapter established we can smuggle some stuff back in as well!
Demitri "the Headhunter" Scavonoski, Gean "the Sensei" TechManucci, and Lori "Switchblade" Wildino from The Fake-Ass Radio Show Podcast - Demitri "the Headhunter" Scavonoski is a bad ass Russian gangster in charge of seeking out recruits for our underground clan that goes around robbing Tyler Perry fans. Gean "the Sensei" Techmanucci is basically Tatsu from TMNT and is in charge of teaching our glanlings how to fight and be bad asses. "The Sensei" is wise and highly skilled in Kung Fu, but also a hot head so every now and then we suffer some casualties because he don't fucking play....so don't piss him off. Finally we have Lori "Switchblade" Wildino who is in charge of the female recruits of the Madea-Cons. She teaches our girls how to be sexy, deadly spies! She is a 6th degree Brazilian Jui-Jitsu black belt who also happens to know all kinds of crazy tricks with a switchblade. Whatever you saw in Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video ain't shit compared to Lori!
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