Episode 24

Here come dat new episode!  Cassi and Mandy are here to give your eardrums a sweet little kiss before they go on a road trip for a very special NASCAR edition of Mixed Feelings! Yay for road trips!  Hear about some prior road trip experiences, the crazy ideas Google is coming up with to save pedestrians, and what criteria someone must meet to be deemed a ho...because I guess we are the authority on that now? Enjoy the episode lil sticky bunz!

You should see our YouTube version of the podcast posted here as soon as it finishes up processing!

Shout Outs

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Mafia Beat Ins

Omar "McKILLin" O'KILLigan: a true Irish gangster. He heads the Canadian Goose Stompers. Their operation is to smuggle hemp into the United States from our neighbors to the north...We get it on the low and mark it up big time in the states AND to hunt and kill all the mean ass Canadian geese since they are protected in the US….Nip that shit in the bud before they make it over the border.  You will also be in charge of Canadian Goose Taxidermies, which will also be smuggled over with the hemp to sell to sporting goods stores like Bass Pro Shops and Gander Mountain for decor. McKILLin O'KILLigan takes out anyone who gets in the way by challenging them to a drinking competition (Irishmen are immune to alcohol), once they are incapacitated he pulls out his famous bully club and whacks them over the head until they are unconscious. It only takes once for people to learn their lesson.  

Omar "McKILLin" O'KILLigan: a true Irish gangster. He heads the Canadian Goose Stompers. Their operation is to smuggle hemp into the United States from our neighbors to the north...We get it on the low and mark it up big time in the states AND to hunt and kill all the mean ass Canadian geese since they are protected in the US….Nip that shit in the bud before they make it over the border.  You will also be in charge of Canadian Goose Taxidermies, which will also be smuggled over with the hemp to sell to sporting goods stores like Bass Pro Shops and Gander Mountain for decor. McKILLin O'KILLigan takes out anyone who gets in the way by challenging them to a drinking competition (Irishmen are immune to alcohol), once they are incapacitated he pulls out his famous bully club and whacks them over the head until they are unconscious. It only takes once for people to learn their lesson.

 

J  “the Jigsaw” Serafino @HTagBlackoutPOd : Joining out Texas Titty Tweezers and got his nickname because he has a special process for torturing people when they don’t want to cooperate...he cuts tiny chunks off of them and then glues them back into place with superglue, leaving a jigsaw pattern scar behind.  Not many people get very far before they spill the beans.

J  “the Jigsaw” Serafino @HTagBlackoutPOd : Joining out Texas Titty Tweezers and got his nickname because he has a special process for torturing people when they don’t want to cooperate...he cuts tiny chunks off of them and then glues them back into place with superglue, leaving a jigsaw pattern scar behind.  Not many people get very far before they spill the beans.

Jared “the Diamond Cutter” Jabroni @HTagBlackoutPOd : Heading the Utah chapter, the Utah Stormin Mormons, who are actually posing as Mormons...but really aren't.  It's all a cover for our secret Utah bare knuckle boxing matches, held in our “Mormon Churches”,  Jared is a strong ass motherfucker and is in charge of our bare knuckle brawls at the Mormon churches, and is currently the undisputed champion.  His signature move is to take his shirt off and slice a J in the opponent's cheek with his hard ass nipples, hence the nickname “the Diamond Cutter”

Jared “the Diamond Cutter” Jabroni @HTagBlackoutPOd : Heading the Utah chapter, the Utah Stormin Mormons, who are actually posing as Mormons...but really aren't.  It's all a cover for our secret Utah bare knuckle boxing matches, held in our “Mormon Churches”,  Jared is a strong ass motherfucker and is in charge of our bare knuckle brawls at the Mormon churches, and is currently the undisputed champion.  His signature move is to take his shirt off and slice a J in the opponent's cheek with his hard ass nipples, hence the nickname “the Diamond Cutter”

Our Imaginary Husbands

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