Episode 27

Yoooo! Its your favorite girls here to bring joy to your day! In this episode Mandy talks about the crazy subway hobos she encountered on her trip to New York, Cassi warns of the terrifying future we may all have in store - Hive-mind Robo-Hitlers, and the girls have now decided that Joey Diaz needs to adopt them and be their uncle so he can teach them karate and see how long Cassi can hang when it comes to Uncle Joey and dat reefer! We are officially starting the #AdoptUsUncleJoey movement! Our real family is just fucking crazy...and not the fun kind of crazy. We would be better off under Uncle Joey's care...anyhoo, enjoy the show my lil fudgy buns! ^-^

As soon as the YouTube episode is posted it should show up right about here :)

And here's that song I was talking about :)

Since we weren't able to post a podcast episode this week I thought I would post this song for you guys. Its a storytelling song I wrote recently and recorded in my upscale and luxurious garage 😉 I hope you guys enjoy it.

 

Suicide Moon

Well, I snuck off into the woods
On sad hot Texas night
Pain in my heart, my guitar
A bottle of bourbon and a .45

I took my bones down an old dirt path
Til the trees opened up and the lake water lapped at the shore….
Well if I’m gonna do it may as well be here

Sat in the mud, put my feet in the water
And I sang and drank and played and cried
I  -  I  -  I  -  I….sang every song I ever wrote
Just one last time

The God damned bourbon dried up
Like the salted tears on my face
When I heard a call, long and forlorn
From the other side of the lake

Well a lonesome wolf was hollerin at the moon
Same old moon I been carryin on to
And he never skipped a beat and he stayed in tune
On the Suicide Moon we sang…

Oohh - ooh - ooh- ooh...oh well, the saddest duet you ever heard
On the Suicide Moon
Well, how bout you?

Oooooh…

His howls got louder and longer
And I knew that he was making his way towards me
But I never let up, I left my inhibitions
At the bottom of old Knob Creek
I seen two eyes shinin red as the devil
Cuttin through that black treeline
Ohh, but I said, “I ain’t scared of you, Wolf,
Don’t you know I came here tonight to die?”

Don't recall falling asleep
Sure remember waking up
Face down on the ground
Paw prints all around
A drop of the hair of the dog

Well, I gathered my belongings and stumbled on back
Down the path from whence I came
But I smiled when I heard a low growl behind me
We both stopped and sang….

Ooooh - oooh...I’ll see you same time same place…
Next Suicide Moon.

Pictures and Links

Mandy, Angie, and Alex a.k.a. Pepe

Mandy, Angie, and Alex a.k.a. Pepe

Joey Karate! Be our uncle!

Joey Karate! Be our uncle!

The episode our clip we played came from - Joe Rogan Experience #669 

The episode our clip we played came from - Joe Rogan Experience #669 

The Game freaking everyone out with Daddy-Daughter mouth kisses.

The Game freaking everyone out with Daddy-Daughter mouth kisses.

Mandy's nuts

Mandy's nuts

Robert Cop

Robert Cop

omg why does this exist....this is a rat king

omg why does this exist....this is a rat king

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Mafia Beat Inz!

Ohio Chop Shoppers!

Marcus “The MonkeyWrench” Dieseloni - @marcus_ftm - is our youngest Mafia member so far, but don't be fooled by age...or his stunning good looks lol. Marcus has always been gifted with the ability to fix anything.  He is heading the Chop Shoppers in Ohio who strip/supe up all the stolen cars our mafia members just happen to come across in their daily mafia duties. Those beasts all have hot rod flames on them no matter what the make and model and the really fast ones are driven in various illegal street races!

Welcome to the family!

Welcome to the family!

Cassi's guest spot with Dexter from Let's Get Drunk and Talk Comics can be found here

Cassi's guest spot with Dexter from Let's Get Drunk and Talk Comics can be found here

Cassi's guest spot with Randy and Tommy of Miserable Retail Slave is right hurr

Cassi's guest spot with Randy and Tommy of Miserable Retail Slave is right hurr

Cassi's guest spot with Penrose of the Grimelords is right about here 

Cassi's guest spot with Penrose of the Grimelords is right about here 

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